Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain? I am jealous of people who didn’t meet you. I’m sorry for it.Įveryone has purpose in this life, yours is to become an organ donor. Somewhere tree is producing oxygen for you. It’s all about balance… you start talking, I stop listening.Īre you talking to me? I thought you only talk behind my back.Įveryone is allowed to act stupid once, but you… you are abusing that privilege.Ĭry me a river, then drown yourself in it. I know you don’t like me, that says a lot.
You can’t imagine how much happiness you can bring… by leaving the room. You are the reason why God is not talking to us anymore. When I see you coming, I get pre annoyed. Yes, I’m fully vaccinated, but I will still not hang out with you. It would be a great day If you used a glue stick instead of Chapstick. I look at you and think what a waste of two billion years of the evolution. When I listen to you, I think you really going to go far. I think you just need a high five… in the face… with a chair. You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles. When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? Can you go back there? every time I see you, I immediately think “not now”. Only thing that is pleasing about our relationship is that you are no longer in it.Įvery time I have a stick in my hand, you look like a pinata. Honey, only thing bothering me is placed between your ears. You were so happy for the negativity of your Covid test, we didn’t want to spoil the happiness by telling you it was IQ test. If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you. The last time I saw something like you, it was behind metal grids. I told my therapist about you she didn’t believe me.ĭid you know your incubator had tinted windows? That explains a lot. I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult for stupid people. I like the way you comb your hair, so horns don’t show up. It is hilarious how you are trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. Whatever doesn’t kill you, disappoints me. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works. Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand.
If I throw a stick, will you leave me too?
I don’t hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five. I didn’t mean to offend you… but it was a huge plus. Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice. I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you. If I wanted to kill myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ. I would smack you, but I’m against animal abuse. You have such a beautiful face… But let’s put a bag over that personality. You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me. When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past. You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy. In order to prepare for dealing with annoying people, continue reading. A bunch of them are sarcastic, but they can do their job quite flawlessly. You can use them during arguments to make your opponents question their existence. Today we have a huge list of 55+ good roasts. Be careful, because some of them are extremely insulting, which you better not use with your loved ones. In order to spice up your boring dinners or tiring evenings, you just have to know which roast is convenient for the exact moment. It is an art of dark humor that can bring joy to friends and family gatherings. Of course, roasts are not just part of arguments. So, we always need good comebacks and roasts to defend ourselves and make them shut their mouths. Sometimes our enemies, friends, or some unknown people are trying to attack our emotions during arguing. Not every dispute is replete with good, accurate, and clean arguments.
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